The Environmental Impacts of Breaking Up With Me

So you're thinking about breaking up with me. As unlikely as it may sound, you are not the first. Chances are you’ve got a lot on your mind right now, as you tackle such questions as: When should you do it? Where should you do it? Are you making a colossal mistake? Breaking up with … Continue reading The Environmental Impacts of Breaking Up With Me

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Praises: Ode to Fat

Tonight, as you undress,I watch your wondrous flesh that’s swelled again, the way a river swells when the ice relents. Sweet relief just to regard the sheaves of your hips, your boundless breasts and marshy belly. I adore the acreage of your thighs and praise the promising planets of your ass. O, you were lean … Continue reading Praises: Ode to Fat

What I think about Magic

I wanted to set my memories down on paper, where I can hold them. You know, I do believe in magic. I was born and raised in a magic time, in a magic town, among magicians. Oh, most everybody else didn’t realize we lived in that web of magic, connected by the silver filaments of … Continue reading What I think about Magic

I’ll tell my Crush

I’ll tell you you are beautiful because that’s all in my mind right now, I’ll tell you my feelings because I wasted a lot of time and I’ve had enough, You’ve been nothing but true, stunning and intimidating, I’ve seen you smile all the time, I’ve touched that light soft skin once, I’ve witnessed your … Continue reading I’ll tell my Crush

How were your High school crushes, and how shy were you? Well, here’s my story!

Oh my crushes oh girls I loved,    Shy dudes this is for y’all. You see I never believed in adolescence, I always thought it was one of all other inventions or theorems that mankind made up to sustain or create a system that would profit them. They would then start producing items and all … Continue reading How were your High school crushes, and how shy were you? Well, here’s my story!